Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Reflection


Always look forward and never look back?
Experiences tell us many things.
Turn around sometimes.
Look back and see how the past mould what we have become today.

But don't sulk for the failures and adversities that went by.
Learn from them.

And then plan for the future.
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Shit happens sometimes.
Shit happens to everyone.
To some, 2013 may have been a crappy year.
But don't let shit bring you down.
Perseverance is the key to a better tomorrow. Not best. Just better.
Don't make it bitter.
Embrace changes.
And change for the better.
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Happy New Year 2014.




[Source of the wonderful fireworks image: http://santarosaredwhiteandboom.com/]

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Smack the Burglar


Little Timmy is at it again this year!
This time, he wants to be a good good boy...
...by helping the police.

Don't try this at home.

Merry Christmas 2013!

Previous appearances by Little Timmy:

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Graduates


Drivers pay expensive toll rates but ended up with traffic jam.

No wait...

Graduate students study so so hard but ended up jobless.

It's pretty hard to land yourself a job when times are bad. When faced with such problem, we can only persevere and hope for the best. Or can we not?

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Trust Level


Sometimes, you can't just trust everyone blindly. Think before act. It helps.
Who else do you think that you can/cannot trust?

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Election


Shit only happens after everything is done.
Never fail to happen.
Oh well...
Then again, this happens regardless to who the winner is.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

The Street Mural


The comic has different meaning depending on how you perceive it.

Perhaps it should be painted over with white paint.

Why is the mayor an alien:


Thursday, November 14, 2013

Music Player



Anyone experienced all these players before?

Thursday, November 7, 2013

The Dog Poo


It's always the fault of irresponsible owners, allowing their pets to poo everywhere without care.

If you have a pet, please take good care of it and discipline it well. It helps.

It gets frustrated to sniff shit every morning when you want to have a simple stretch just in front of your house.

Friday, November 1, 2013

The Light


Haven't seen much Deepavali decorations and celebrations this time around this year. Let us all share the light and enjoy the festivities!


Happy Deepavali to all Hindu friends around.

Have a great one this year!

Friday, October 25, 2013

The Boss Fact


Ever had this moment in your mind?


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Job Title


May not be applicable to all but then again, you get the idea.

Job titles come in myriad names that are pretty cool in some way but don't really mean anything when you're actually holding the position. Perhaps they could serve as some of kind of eyecandy for employees to brag upon when they're describing their jobs to their friends or relatives.

"Hey, I'm a scientific officer!"
"Cool! So what do you do?"
"Uh. I prepare chemicals for others to use."
"Sounds like a maid to me..."

Job sucks. :(

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Engrish


After a long time of absence, finally a new post is up.

This is a combination of works of several brilliant students.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Petrol Craze


Is it really worth the effort and time just to save money for just a one time thing? Humans are unique sometimes. You can save 10 bucks now but not the next many days onward.

Save your time arguing with greedy petrol station patrons and spend it on your family instead. Complain about the hike and condemn the ones responsible who increase the price all you like. Perhaps it'd make you feel better.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Merdeka


CEO wishes everyone Happy National Day!

This time around, the National Day falls on a Saturday. No extra holidays on a weekday. But oh well...

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Klorox


Simon is aiming to get himself a nobel prize for his research. He's been thinking, 'Everyone has been using bleach all the time but nobody knows it actually kills viruses, bacteria and fungus. I'm such a genius!'.

Let's hope he doesn't kill anyone in the process.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Mylo Sweetness Guide


Ever drink chocolate drink and feel that it's crazily sweet? Well here's a guide for you to order this drink in food stalls. Beware. There's no such thing as 'in between' sweetness. No wonder diabetic cases are on the rise now. :P

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Raya Feast


It's the time of year again! All the best food are around.

CEO comics wishing Selamat Hari Raya to all Muslim and happy holidays to the rest! Have a safe trip back to hometown and eat all you can during your stay.

Enjoy!!!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Scientific Jargons


It's been a long time since a scientific comic was posted. Here are some jargons that only a science background person would understand. Do you use these terms?


Here is the explanations for the jargons:

Weight:
The measurement unit of weight is always in Newton (N) as oppose to kilogram (kg), which is used for mass.

Apoptosis:
Apoptosis means 'programmed cell death', a process which occurs in cells. In a simpler term, it can be used for death.

ATP:
It's a abbreviation for adenosine-5-triphosphate, a molecule involves in the energy transfer in cells. So when you're exhausted, you have not enough ATP...

Centrifuge:
This is a process where you rotate a liquid sample in a circular motion very fast. The heavier substance (usually solid) in the mixture will be pulled downwards and collected at the bottom of the tube - pellet. The lighter liquid will stay at the top layer - supernatant. So in general, pellets typically means shit while supernatant means pee.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Washroom Bliss


Bet everyone has this problem too. Then again, washroom is a place where you can have deep thoughts and ideas can come running into your mind pretty effectively.

Not a place for food though... (even for changing room):
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2013/07/24/Makeshift-canteen-leads-to-a-storm.aspx

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Carwash


This ever happened to anyone of you before? Seems like the birds like to go on a shitting spree whenever they see some poor fella washing their own car.

Then again, it gets worse when you actually polish your car and this thing happens. Well, guess this is why we always use the phrase, 'Shit happens'. And it does.

On a related note, this article seems pretty interesting:
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2013/07/16/Statistics-favour-fairer-sex-Women-drivers-are-angrier-but-men-are-the-major-offenders.aspx

It's a coloured version this time around, thanks to an old friend, Peter Yee, for the effort!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Stolen Banana


Somebody stole Simon's last piece of banana. And he doesn't like it.

NOBODY STEALS SIMON'S BANANA!!! ROAR!!!

The Minion has 4 fingers. He's different. :D

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Ignorance


Guess it happens to everyone. The conversation becomes so dull that one does not even register the conversational contents into their mind and replies something unusual. Haha.

Well, I do that all the time. Oops. :P

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Special Masks


The sky seems pretty good now but oh well.

Reports have mentioned the haze might get worse come Saturday. Prepare more masks around just in case.

In the last panel, the initial idea was to add 'Wa si ninbeh' dialogue but then again, the idea was scrapped.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Haze



The haze is getting crazier by the day! This was taken in the morning at 11 am. The burning smell is everywhere. When will this stop?



Drink plenty of water, wear mask whenever possible, and stop going outdoors too often.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Work Hard


Working hard can come in many many ways...

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Father's Day 2013



On the next day, dad had bruises all over his face while Simon was pretty much enjoying his new toy.

Happy Father's Day to all dads or dads-to-be.

Shoot




Students these days tend to improvise in their way of presenting their answers to difficult questions. Some are rather creative... for the wrong reasons.

Silence


Think think think...
Piss piss piss...

Fake Journalism




It's kinda old news, but oh well.


It's a shame sometimes that the press actually reports something in an unconvincing manner. Shouldn't the newspapers (or news) report the truth? Why should they hide? The people, young and old, are reading (or watching) these reports. What kind of message will be transpired to these people?


Not to mention the racial sentiments.

What a shame.

Note:
For those who don't know who Kinoko is, he's the shortest dude with mushroom hair.

Note:
The author does not know exactly how many people are there in the image. Credit to the original author who uploaded the photo on the net.

References




Perhaps this is acceptable in the high school level, but surprisingly, this is also seen in the undergraduate level. Then again, these informative sites seem to make student life a hell lot more easier.


Happy Teacher's Day!

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Mother's Day 2013


When your mother couldn't sleep at night, guess what's she's thinking about.

Complacency


Something light this time around.

Guess this applies to other things like burps and loud yawns. May not be true to everyone though. But to the others, you know you have this complacency issue. Hehe.

Talk the Walk


Not gonna talk...


Two-Faced



You're greeted when you're needed and ignored when you're of no use anymore.

You usually get better treatment when:
- Assignment due date is near
- You are (or acquainted to) a reputable person
- Attractive
- You do not have coconut hair like Simon...

Then again, thankfully not many are like Kinoko.
 

Answering



Thanks to smartmobiles, answering hard-to-answer-questions are made easy now. If you think your teachers are smart, think twice if they visit the washroom too often.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Rant



It gets ridiculous sometimes when people of higher qualification are actually 'assisting' the ones who are lower. One wonders if these 'higher qualification' people were hired just to make fun of the lower ones.


The word 'expedite' is always a dangerous one to use, or perhaps, hear. Everyone wants to get things done quickly, and more importantly, efficiently. But at the end of the day, when tasks are completed and the credits are given to the undeserved ones, then things are not justified.

*In the meeting room*
Boss: Can you do this, Kinoko?
Kinoko: Yes yes yes.
Boss: On time? In 2 days time?
Kinoko: Yes yes yes.
Simon: No no no.
Kinoko: Oh but yes yes yes.
*After the meeting*
Kinoko: Simon. Expedite.
Simon: But you're the expert in this field for this project.
Kinoko: I will help. Then again, I'm flying off for a holiday for the next few days. Expedite, Simon.
Simon: ...

It's the system. Hate them. Or perhaps, it's just the people within the system. Despise them.


Idea by vypur85

Choice

It's kinda hard to choose sometimes. But then again...


Idea by vypur85

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

True Attitude




Difference between male and females.


Females tend to be more aggressive when they are driving.


Males tend to be hot tempered when they are playing games.

Do you agree?

Idea by vypur85

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Ending of CNY




What would you miss the most?


Looking forward for the next Chinese New Year! May the year of the snake brings prosperity to all.


Idea by vypur85.

CNY Woes




Somehow, this happens ever so often.


Happy Chinese New Year to all Chinese and happy holidays to the rest!


Gong Hei Fatt Choy~


Enjoy!


Idea by vypur85.

Listen (II)

Simon should never have been so rude when facing such a person. He is definitely in a wrong here.

Then again, Simon forgives her. No issues.



Idea by vypur.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Listen!

As you can see, Simon is... [Listen!]
...not so much of an agg... [Listen!]
...resive person. But in this... [Listen!]
...case, he just can't... [Let me speak!]

...take it anymore. So, ple... [Let me speak!]
...ase pardon poor dear Simon for... [Let me speak!]

I give up.




Idea by vypur85.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Fireworks!

Goodbye 2012. Comics for Everyone! here wishing you Happy New Year 2013! May what you've aimed for for the previous year have been earned and fulfilled, and prepare for more challenges coming ahead.


Enjoy the fireworks display, wherever you are, tonight! :D



Credit: Oliver Wu for the spectacular fireworks photo.

Idea by vypur85.

Doomsday?

Tomorrow's another day. Save your worries and enjoy the Winter Solstice Festival instead.

Tangyuan: Glutinous ball soup
Dongzhi: Winter Solstice Festival



Idea by vypur85.