Job Title

May not be applicable to all but then again, you get the idea.

Job titles come in myriad names that are pretty cool in some way but don't really mean anything when you're actually holding the position. Perhaps they could serve as some of kind of eyecandy for employees to brag upon when they're describing their jobs to their friends or relatives.

"Hey, I'm a scientific officer!"
"Cool! So what do you do?"
"Uh. I prepare chemicals for others to use."
"Sounds like a maid to me..."

Job sucks. :(